My Thinkpad has been acting up lately so I finally decided to use the extended (and expensive) breakage warranty that I purchased 3-years ago and never needed. After sending the machine back and explaining that it runs too hot and will shut down, I logged onto Lenovo's webpage to check the repair status. Here are the updated comments on my claim form, in their own words (not mine):

CU CLAIMS THE MACHINE GETS HOT WILL RUN BAD AND SHIT.

How confident should I be with a professional diagnosis as precise as that? LOL